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G-Rated Dog Bathing, Please!

drama queen or rich bitch

Introducing Drama Queen Dog Shampoo 

Our G-Rated Version Of Rich Bitch Dog Shampoo

Many of you have asked for a more SFW version of Rich Bitch Dog Shampoo. Several of our wholesale customers request a family shopping friendly version and we heard you!

Actually, it was Ashley's idea and I was gobsmacked at the utter simplicity of it. 

Of course Rich Bitch was fun as a play on girl dog and so on, but we get it. Not everyone laughs at the same thing, as any stand-up comedian will surely tell you. 

Drama Queen is the same formulation, the same great cleaning shampoo power, just a toned down name. Of course, in the excitement of creating the alternate images for our websites, I could not stop myself from creating a few new Drama Queen/Rich Bitch dog labels.

A big round of applause for... the Chinese Crested Combo.

Drama Queen by Day and Rich Bitch at Night! This Chinese Crested is a Rock Star! Of course, her look is a temporary tattoo, no Chinese Crested's were tatted in the making of this shampoo.

Drama Queen/Rich Bitch Dog Shampoo is available in 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz and gallon bottles. 

Have to know more...Don't blame you...here you go.