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Chinese Crested Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo

chinese crested shampoo

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo for the Chinese Crested Who Commands Attention...

  • The Chinese Crested who sheer force of will (and exotic good looks) has a crowd hovering over here everywhere she goes...
  • The Chinese Crested who required you to find a sterling silver comb to tenderly comb her leg furnishings. 
  • The Chinese Crested who had business cards printed for you to give out that say, "Yes, I am a dog...I am a Chinese Crested of ancient royal lineage. I was not shaved, I am not cold - any shaking is from fury caused by the incessant questions. And, NO, you absolutely may not touch me. My skin is the texture of angel cheeks. Step away now"

Of course, no Chinese Crested dogs were tattooed - 100% Photoshop. Oh, how I wish we could Photoshop ourselves in real life. Enjoy the flight of fancy!

Our Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoos cleanse and clarify, as you would expect, plus luxurious argan and jojoba oil infuse and soothe your Chinese Crested's skin and coat with moisturizing pampering.

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen are the same great shampoo, one has a G-Rated Label and the other is slightly PG-Rated. This shampoo is also perfect for the Demanding Dude or Drama King Dog.

Complete Product Info, Ingredients & Directions in TABS and Videos below.

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo Product Info & Ingredients

Rich Bitch and Drama Queen Dog Shampoo Product Info

  • Formulated for The Blissful Dog in the USA
  • Available in 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz and gallon sizes
  • Cleanses and clarifies coat
  • Argan Oil & Jojoba Oil added for extra nurturing
  • Detergent free
  • Subtle scent of jasmine, fresh apple and Vanilla
  • Shampoo is ready to use or dilute up to 10:1
  • Your choice Rich Bitch or Drama Queen dog breed labels (40 breeds available)

Rich Bitch is our cheeky NSFW label and Drama Queen is our keeping it PG-Rated label. Same shampoo, same great results.

Rich Bitch and Drama Queen Dog Shampoo Ingredients

CONTAINS: Water, Coconut Derived Cleansers, Oat & Silk Proteins, Keratin, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Vitamins (A, C, E), Beet Root Red (Colorant), Fragrance (Botanical Essence of Fresh Apple, Jasmine and Vanilla) and Paraben Free Preservative

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Soap Info & Ingredients

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Bar Soap Product Details

  • Handcrafted in the USA exclusively for The Blissful Dog
  • Each bar is 3.5 ounces of bathing fun
  • Includes a storage tin
  • Stamped with The Blissful Dog seal of approval. Literally!
  • Your choice of Rich Bitch or Drama Queen labels

Rich Bitch is our slightly NSFW label and Drama Queen is the family friendly version of the same soap. Same luscious soap. Same fabulous results.

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Bar Soap Ingredients

Handcrafted Using: Shea Butter, More Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Organic Palm, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil + essential oils; Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender.

Customer Reviews

Based on 16 reviews
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I loveeeeee ittt!!
Great to hear! Thank you for letting us know! -Kathy
I love the products!
THANk YOU for letting us know how Nala has responded. Now we are smiling! _kathy
Drama Queen Dog Shampoo ROCKS!
i love it
Thank you for letting us know! -Kathy
You made us all blush! Thank you so much for your kind words. It's people like you who make it a pleasure to have a small business. Big hugs to you and Hope! -Kathy & Ashley