Yep, we did it. Shipping is now included for order $50 and over AND FREE Priority Mail upgrade for orders from $25-$49. TAH DAH!
For some reason, the term FREE SHIPPING, equally annoys and excites me. I LOVE me some free shipping (Amazon Prime is my BFF), but in REAL LIFE I know it gets paid for somehow. That's why I call it SHIPPING INCLUDED - hahaha!
The Priority Mail upgrade is our gift with any order from $25-$49. We bump your order up to Priority Mail and get your Blissful Stuff into your hands and onto your dog even FASTER!
Since I am all about being politically correct (and hating spam-bots), I moderate comments
From Affenpinscher to Zweigenpinscher...we offer over 100 different dog breed labels for NOSE BUTTER®. Yes, NOSE BUTTER® is the same recipe for all 100+ dog breeds, mixed and our generic labels. Yes, I know my life as an entrepreneur would be much easier with one label of a shiny nose....but I could not do that! You see, I am a DOG GEEK.
Dude, he means no disrespect.
It’s a basic tenet of the Dudeist ethos to just say “$#%^ it.” Your Dudeist dog is probably too much in the zone to be bothered by something as chill-busting as going all the way outside to poop. As long as he doesn't poop on the carpet that ties the room together, it's all good.