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DOG SHOW FAIL

FOR MY DOG SHOW FRIENDS, FRENEMIES AND ALL THE REST (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

How many times have you stood ringside clutching a crappy yellow ribbon (or no ribbon at all) and listened to experts babble on about TYPEY dogs who BEGGED for the win and were GOOD MOVERS. Did you wonder if they had seen the same dogs in the ring that YOU did?

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: I will stop right now and say I truly believe every single dog on earth deserves to be loved and adored and some of my best dogs loves have been far, far from show quality. So, I am in no way casting aspersions on non show dogs. Hey, I think I am pretty cool, but I would never have won Miss America.

Enjoy the next few weeks of these crazy posts, as I had a blast getting them out of my scary subconscious and onto well, if not paper, at least onto the internet!

not gonna win at dog show

 





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