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#1 Quintessential Diva Dog Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo & Soap

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Diva Dog Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo & Soap For Discriminating Divas Who Deserve, and Demand, the Best

You Know The Quintessential Diva Dog Type...

  • The Diva Dog who hires another dog to sniff all the dog butts at the dog park and report back with all the pipin' hot tea
  • This dog is also required to kick dirt for them, as needed
  • The Diva Dog who hires another dog to come kick dirt for them
  • The Diva Dog who insists you wash your hands AND use Purell before preparing their dinner
  • The Diva Dog who sighs with disgust when you expect them to enjoy playing with basic, bougie dogs at the plebeian dog park

Opulence For Your Quintessential Overly Dramatic Diva Dog

Your Diva Dog will luxuriate in our Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoo. Formulated to cleanse, clarify and condition your dog's coat, while leaving your Divalicious Dog smelling fresh. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the same hard-working formulation, just different labels.

Of course, Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are perfect for the Drama King and Rich Dude in your life. Your boy dog is confident in his masculinity and embraces all experiences (like fab shampoo).

Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo for the Darling Diva or Demanding Dude in Your Life