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Golden Retriever Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo

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Golden Retriever Drama Queen shampoo

Drama Queen Shampoo for the Golden Retriever Who Oozes Posh, Upper-Class Canine

You know THAT Golden Retriever

  • The Golden Retriever who is not only the most Upper of Upper Class, but is also the upper 1% of the 3%...
  • The Golden Retriever who bemoans the inability of anyone to make a decent cuppa (aka cup of tea)...
  • The Golden Retriever who is ever, ever so tired of people trying to color match their glorious coat at their hairdresser. Those golden strands of heavenly color can never be duplicated by mere technology. It is from centuries of good genetics. And you will be reminded of it frequently.

Our Rich Bitch and Drama Queen Shampoos clean and clarify, as you would expect, plus luxurious argan and jojoba oil infuse and soothe your Golden's luscious locks and skin with moisturizing indulging. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the same formulations with your choice of G-Rated or PG-Rated labels.

Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo for the Darling Diva or Demanding Dude in Your Life