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Dachshund Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo & Soap

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Dachshund luxury dog shampoo

Rich Bitch / Drama Queen Moisturizing Dog Shampoo for the Most Discriminating of Dachshunds

  • The Dachshund whom sniffs at the lovingly prepared dish of food, which is exactly what was devoured with gusto yesterday, sighs and walks away...then stops, returns and flips it over and never once glances your way.
  • The Dachshund whom demands to be let outside, then wants back down after you have had enough time to sit down. Over and over and over. You fall for it every single time, don't you?
  • The Dachshund whom will not take one step on her own at a dog park. The idea that you would expect her to actually mingle with THOSE common dogs is so repulsive to her, she literally trembles with horror, rage and disgust. You should know better.

  • Dachshund
    Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Dog Shampoo moisturizes as it cleanses the coat of any residue, clarifies and nurtures your Dachshund's coat. Whether your Dachshund is the sleekest of smooth coats, the most opulent of long coats or is dressed for success to impress in their wire-coat, Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoos will perform perfectly.

    As any shampoo for Dachshund should. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the exact same hard-working shampoo and soap, just different labels. And of course, both are great for the Drama Dude Dachshund!

    Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo for the Darling Diva or Demanding Dude in Your Life