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Chinese Crested Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo

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chinese crested dog shampoo

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo for the Chinese Crested Who Commands Attention...

  • The Chinese Crested whom by sheer force of will (and exotic good looks) has a crowd hovering over her everywhere she goes...
  • The Chinese Crested whom required you to find a sterling silver comb to tenderly comb their leg furnishings. 
  • The Chinese Crested whom had business cards printed for you to give out that say, "Yes, I am a dog...I am a Chinese Crested of ancient royal lineage. I was not shaved, I am not cold - any shaking is from fury caused by the incessant questions. And, NO, you absolutely may not touch me. My skin is the texture of angel cheeks. Step away now"

Of course, no Chinese Crested dogs were tattooed - 100% Photoshop. Oh, how I wish we could Photoshop ourselves in real life. Enjoy the flight of fancy!

Our Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoos cleanse and clarify, as you would expect, plus luxurious argan and jojoba oil infuse and soothe your Chinese Crested's skin and coat with moisturizing pampering. Our Powderpuff Crested clients adore how these products leave their coats...smelling and feeling heavenly!

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen are the same great shampoo, one has a G-Rated Label and the other is slightly PG-Rated. This shampoo is also perfect for the Demanding Dude or Drama King Dog.

Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo for the Darling Diva or Demanding Dude in Your Life