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Relax Dog Aromatherapy Calms Your Anxious Dog
Relax Dog Aromatherapy gently soothes your scared, stressed dog using all-natural essential oils
Age Well Aromatherapy For Your Dog's Aging
Age Well calms your senior dog's agitation and confusion, keeping them in the present moment.
Focus Dog Aromatherapy Chaos to Concentration
Helps hyperactive, wound-tight, inattentive dogs pay attention for short periods (classes etc.)
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Golden Retriever Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo
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Drama Queen Shampoo for the Golden Retriever Who Oozes Posh, Upper-Class Canine
You know THAT Golden Retriever
- The Golden Retriever who is not only the most Upper of Upper Class, but is also the upper 1% of the 3%...
- The Golden Retriever who bemoans the inability of anyone to make a decent cuppa (aka cup of tea)...
- The Golden Retriever who is ever, ever so tired of people trying to color match their glorious coat at their hairdresser. Those golden strands of heavenly color can never be duplicated by mere technology. It is from centuries of good genetics. And you will be reminded of it frequently.
Our Rich Bitch and Drama Queen Shampoos clean and clarify, as you would expect, plus luxurious argan and jojoba oil infuse and soothe your Golden's luscious locks and skin with moisturizing indulging. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the same formulations with your choice of G-Rated or PG-Rated labels.
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo
Your Diva Dog Demands, Desires & Deserves the Best
Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoos nurture and nourish, while tenderly cleansing, your dog's coat of any residue. As befits canine royalty.
Drama Queen is our G-Rated label and Rich Bitch is PG-Rated. Drama Queen & Rich Bitch are the SAME formulation or recipe. The different dog breed labels are just for fun and to celebrate the infinite diversity amongst dogs.
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo for the Darling Diva or Demanding Dude in Your Life
Is Your Dog A Diva? Overly Dramatic?b
Has your Diva Dog perfected the art of the withering side eye? Does their next level stink eye leave an actual mark on the recipient?
Is your dog's picture beside the definition of extrain the dictionary? Yes, excessive, dramatic behavior, doing the absolute most is what being a Drama Queen is all about!
If your dog is all about only having the finest of everything, they might be a Rich Bitch or Drama Queen.
Of course, your dog can be a Drama King or Rich Dude. No stereotyping here!
Shampoo Particulars
Ingredients
• Water
• Coconut Derived Cleansers
• Oat & Silk Proteins
• Keratin
• Argan Oil
• Jojoba Oil
• Vitamins (A, C, E)
• Beet Root Red (Colorant)
• Fragrance (Botanical Essence of Fresh Apple, Jasmine and Vanilla)
• Paraben Free Preservative
Bar Soap For Purists
• Handcrafted in the USA exclusively for The Blissful Dog
• Each bar is 3.5 ounces of luxury
• Presented in a storage/gift tin
• Stamped with The Blissful Dog seal of approval. Literally!
• Your choice of Rich Bitch or Drama Queen labels
Artisan Handcrafted Using Shea Butter, More Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Organic Palm, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil, Essential oils; Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender