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#1 Quintessential Diva Dog Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo & Soap
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Diva Dog Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo & Soap For Discriminating Divas Who Deserve, and Demand, the Best
You Know The Quintessential Diva Dog Type...
- The Diva Dog who hires another dog to sniff all the dog butts at the dog park and report back with all the pipin' hot tea
- The Diva Dog who hires another dog to come kick dirt for them
- The Diva Dog who insists you wash your hands AND use Purell before preparing their dinner or touching them
- The Diva Dog who sighs with disgust when you expect them to enjoy playing with basic, bougie dogs at the plebeian dog park
Opulence For Your Quintessential Overly Dramatic Diva Dog
Your Diva Dog will luxuriate in our Rich Bitch/Drama Queen Shampoo. Formulated to cleanse, clarify and condition your dog's coat, while leaving your Divalicious Dog smelling fresh. Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are the same hard-working formulation, just different labels.
Of course, Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are perfect for the Drama King and Rich Dude in your life. Your boy dog is confident in his masculinity and embraces all experiences (like fab shampoo).
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo
Your Diva Dog Demands, Desires & Deserves the Best
Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoos nurture and nourish, while tenderly cleansing, your dog's coat of any residue. As befits canine royalty.
Drama Queen is our G-Rated label and Rich Bitch is PG-Rated. Drama Queen & Rich Bitch are the SAME formulation or recipe. The different dog breed labels are just for fun and to celebrate the infinite diversity amongst dogs.
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo for the Darling Diva or Demanding Dude in Your Life
Is Your Dog A Diva? Overly Dramatic?b
Has your Diva Dog perfected the art of the withering side eye? Does their next level stink eye leave an actual mark on the recipient?
Is your dog's picture beside the definition of extrain the dictionary? Yes, excessive, dramatic behavior, doing the absolute most is what being a Drama Queen is all about!
If your dog is all about only having the finest of everything, they might be a Rich Bitch or Drama Queen.
Of course, your dog can be a Drama King or Rich Dude. No stereotyping here!
Shampoo Particulars
Ingredients
• Water
• Coconut Derived Cleansers
• Oat & Silk Proteins
• Keratin
• Argan Oil
• Jojoba Oil
• Vitamins (A, C, E)
• Beet Root Red (Colorant)
• Fragrance (Botanical Essence of Fresh Apple, Jasmine and Vanilla)
• Paraben Free Preservative
Bar Soap For Purists
• Handcrafted in the USA exclusively for The Blissful Dog
• Each bar is 3.5 ounces of luxury
• Presented in a storage/gift tin
• Stamped with The Blissful Dog seal of approval. Literally!
• Your choice of Rich Bitch or Drama Queen labels
Artisan Handcrafted Using Shea Butter, More Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Organic Palm, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil, Essential oils; Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender