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All Rich Bitches Luxury Bar Dog Soap

Rich Bitch Luxury Bar Soap For Your Discriminating Diva Dog

Pampering for demanding dogs who require the very finest in life...you know the one

She sniffs at a bit of steak and snarls at you. You should know she only eats medium-rare filet mignon from beer-fed steers from eastern Wyoming and you dared insult her with medium-rare filet mignon from beer-fed steers from WESTERN Wyoming. 

She glances at a new squeak toy with utter and complete disdain and recommends you squeak it yourself, if that is what you think constitutes amusement. 

She will literally knock the water bowl over if she sees you dared fill it from the tap. There are NO WORDS to express her horror. Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani it must be.

While we call this soap RICH BITCH, it is perfect for the boy dog who demands the very best. 

For those who prefer a G-Rated Dog Bathing experience, check out our Drama Queen line. SFW, we promise! 

Drama Queen Luxury Dog Soap

Rich Bitch Shampoo Product Info & Ingredients

Rich Bitch and Drama Queen Dog Shampoo Product Info

  • Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil For extra nurturing
  • Silk protein and vitamin enriched
  • Jasmine, Fresh Apple and Vanilla Fragrance
  • Dilutes up to 10:1
  • Your Choice of Rich Bitch or Drama Queen label
  • Available in 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz and Gallon bottles
  • Gallons Ship FREE (USA Only)
  • Use as needed to keep the dog in your life fresh and perfect
  • Made for The Blissful Dog Inc. in the USA

Rich Bitch and Drama Queen Dog Shampoo Ingredients

CONTAINS: Water, Coconut Derived Cleansers, Oat & Silk Proteins, Keratin, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Vitamins (A, C, E), Beet Root Red (Colorant), Fragrance (Botanical Essence of Fresh Apple, Jasmine and Vanilla) and Paraben Free Preservative

Rich Bitch or Drama Queen Luxury Bar Soap Product info

  • Handcrafted in the USA exclusively for The Blissful Dog
  • Each bar is 3.5 ounces of bathing fun
  • Includes a storage tin
  • Stamped with The Blissful Dog seal of approval. Literally!
  • Your choice of Rich Bitch or Drama Queen labels

Handcrafted Using: Shea Butter, More Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Organic Palm, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil + essential oils; Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender.

Blissful Dog Bathing Tips

Blissfully Clean Dog Bathing Tips

  • First, don’t rush. Make sure you have plenty of time to make bath time positive and maybe even fun. If you feel yourself getting frazzled, stop and breathe.
  • Determine where the bathing will take place. The kitchen sink or a laundry tub may work for your smaller dog. Large dogs may require the bathtub or shower. If weather permits, bathing your dog outside could be a fun family event
  • Gather your supplies prior to the bathing extravaganza
  • Suggested Supplies: Your choice of Blissfully Clean Dog Shampoo or Soap, towels (at least three), cotton balls, collar & lead (if needed), yummy dog treats for after bath, wine/chocolate for your job-well-done after bath treat (if needed)
  • Use an encouraging happy voice (use that baby talk voice, yeah, we all do it) and talk to your dog throughout the bath
  • Put a cotton ball in each ear to keep water out – this is a biggie and will save you potential ear infections and expense
  • Wet your dog thoroughly from the ears back with lukewarm water (not hot)
  • Tip: DO NOT squirt water into their face…dogs hate that! Use a washcloth or small bath puff for face cleaning
  • Grab your shampoo/soap and work up a lather
  • Start behind their ears and massage the suds into their coat from ears to tail (don’t forget their toes)
  • Rinse, rinse, rinse and then rinse one more time just to be sure!
  • Towel dry very gently
  • Let your dog shake – they really, really want to, so let ’em have a good shake! It's part of being a dog
  • If you used soap put it on a soap dish, let it dry, then pop back in its tin
  • If needed, blow dry with a very cool setting. If you will be drying your dog often invest in a special dog blow dryer
  • Praise them, pet them, make this a FUN occasion
  • Most dogs have the rip snorts after a bath! Let them run!
  • Treat yourself to a job well done! Have that glass of wine or treat of your choice

Rich Bitch Dog Soap Product Info & Ingredients




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