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DIRTY DIRRRTTY DOG SHAMPOO



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Dirty Dirrrtty Dog Shampoo for Your Dirty, Smelly Filthy Animal

Even the most blissful of dogs can get dirty, dirty, dirrrtty. Dirty Dirrrtty Dog Shampoo was created for the filthiest of dirty dogs. Yeah, that dog who dives for every single mud puddle, the one who rolls in the most heinous, stinky STUFF, the dog you smell before you see. 

Get that filthy, stinky, dirty dog shiny clean FAST! 

  • Professional strength
  • Deodorize, deep clean and shine
  • Patented odor-neutralizing ingredients cuts "doggy" odor
  • Adds texture with fabulous sudsing, while still ezpz to rinse
  • Detergent free
  • Subtle scent of lime, honeysuckle and jasmine
  • Shampoo is ready to use or dilute up to 10:1
  • Available in 8 oz, 16 oz and gallon sizes

CONTAINS:  Water, Coconut Derived Cleansers (Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Coco Betaine), Wheat and Silk Proteins, Panthenol, Aloe, Coffee Oil, Vitamins (A, D, E), Patented Odor Neutralizing Compound (Ordenone), Amodimethicone, Caramel (Colorant), Fragrance (Botanical Essence of Lime, Honeysuckle and Jasmine) and Citric Acid with Silver Citrate

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Skunk dog

    The Worst Smelly Disaster…Your Dog Got SKUNKED!!! 

    Have you ever had a dog get skunked? Here are my best tips for de-skunking your dog. After 20 years of living in the far northern woods of Minnesota with curious dogs and annoyed skunks, they are well tested tips! SKUNK DOG TIPS HERE

    DOWN & DIRTY DOG BATHING TIPS

    DOWN & DIRTY DOG BATHING TIPS

    • First, don’t rush. Make sure you have plenty of time to make bath time positive and maybe even fun. If you feel yourself getting frazzled, stop and breathe.
    • Determine where the bathing will take place. The kitchen sink or a laundry tub may work for your smaller dog. Large dogs may require the bathtub or shower. If weather permits, bathing your dog outside could be a fun family event
    • Gather your supplies prior to the bathing extravaganza

    TIP: YOU ARE GONNA GET WET! ACCEPT IT AND DRESS ACCORDINGLY 

    • SUPPLIES – Your choice of Blissfully Clean Dog Shampoo or Soap, towels (at least three), cotton balls, collar & lead (if needed), yummy dog treats for after bath, wine/chocolate for your job-well-done after bath treat (if needed)
    • Use an encouraging happy voice (use that baby talk voice, yeah, we all do it) and talk to your dog throughout the bath
    • Put a cotton ball in each ear to keep water out – this is a biggie and will save you potential ear infections and expense
    • Wet your dog thoroughly from the ears back with lukewarm water (not hot)
    • Tip: DO NOT squirt water into their face…dogs hate that! Use a washcloth or small bath puff for face cleaning
    • Grab your shampoo/soap and work up a lather
    • Start behind their ears and massage the suds into their coat from ears to tail (don’t forget their toes)
    • Rinse, rinse, rinse and then rinse one more time just to be sure!
    • Towel dry very gently
    • Let your dog shake – they really, really want to, so let ’em have a good shake! It's part of being a dog
    • If you used soap put it on a soap dish, let it dry, then pop back in its tin
    • If needed, blow dry with a very cool setting. If you will be drying your dog often invest in a special dog blow dryer
    • Praise them, pet them, make this a FUN occasion
    • Most dogs have the rip snorts after a bath! Let them run!
    • Treat yourself to a job well done! Have that glass of wine or treat of your choice

    BLISSFULLY CLEAN DOG BATHING TIPS

    DOWN & DIRTY DOG BATHING TIPS

    • First, don’t rush. Make sure you have plenty of time to make bath time positive and maybe even fun. If you feel yourself getting frazzled, stop and breathe.
    • Determine where the bathing will take place. The kitchen sink or a laundry tub may work for your smaller dog. Large dogs may require the bathtub or shower. If weather permits, bathing your dog outside could be a fun family event
    • Gather your supplies prior to the bathing extravaganza

    TIP: YOU ARE GONNA GET WET! ACCEPT IT AND DRESS ACCORDINGLY 

    • SUPPLIES – Your choice of Blissfully Clean Dog Shampoo or Soap, towels (at least three), cotton balls, collar & lead (if needed), yummy dog treats for after bath, wine/chocolate for your job-well-done after bath treat (if needed)
    • Use an encouraging happy voice (use that baby talk voice, yeah, we all do it) and talk to your dog throughout the bath
    • Put a cotton ball in each ear to keep water out – this is a biggie and will save you potential ear infections and expense
    • Wet your dog thoroughly from the ears back with lukewarm water (not hot)
    • Tip: DO NOT squirt water into their face…dogs hate that! Use a washcloth or small bath puff for face cleaning
    • Grab your shampoo/soap and work up a lather
    • Start behind their ears and massage the suds into their coat from ears to tail (don’t forget their toes)
    • Rinse, rinse, rinse and then rinse one more time just to be sure!
    • Towel dry very gently
    • Let your dog shake – they really, really want to, so let ’em have a good shake! It's part of being a dog
    • If you used soap put it on a soap dish, let it dry, then pop back in its tin
    • If needed, blow dry with a very cool setting. If you will be drying your dog often invest in a special dog blow dryer
    • Praise them, pet them, make this a FUN occasion
    • Most dogs have the rip snorts after a bath! Let them run!
    • Treat yourself to a job well done! Have that glass of wine or treat of your choice

    SCIENCE OF DOG SHAMPOO

    science of dog shampoo

    The Best of Nature & Science for Blissfully Clean Dogs 

    Time for Canine Coat Science Class

    Grab your lab coat and pocket protector, we are going full-on geek! First, let’s cover how our products work…from a scientific point of view.

    The #1 Secret to Blissful Dog Coats Is Closing Open Hair Cuticles

    Dog skin creates oily sebum which coats each hair cuticles and locks in moisture. This is a good thing, but every bit of dirt that floats by sticks to the sebum. Shampoos and soaps wash the sebum and its dirty passengers away (another good thing), but it leaves the hair cuticle open and fragile (bad thing).

    Our shampoos clean in the manner appropriate for each coat type, while lessening the impact on the actual hair cuticle. We also replace the sebum with conditioner which protects the hair cuticle without attracting the debris that natural sebum does. 

    Making the World More Positive...One Hair of the Dog at a Time 

    A dog’s coat and skin are naturally negatively charged (-), so when rough, dry hair rubs together the negative hairs repel each other and creates static. This results in fly-away, static hair…which creates more breakage as the fragile hair is snagged and torn by all the other open hairs. Using a conditioner breaks this negative bond, allowing the hair to flow naturally…no static.

    CLASS DISMISSED...You Earned an A+ in Dog Coat 101

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