DOG SHOW FAIL

Dog show fail

YOU NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN AT THE DOG SHOW WHEN...

How many times have you stood ringside biting your tongue bloody as you clutched a crappy yellow ribbon (or no ribbon!) and listened to dog show experts and judges babble on about TYPEY dogs who BEGGED for the win and were GOOD MOVERS. Did you wonder if they had seen the same dogs at the dog show that YOU did?

FOR MY DOG SHOW FRIENDS, FRENEMIES AND ALL THE REST (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: I will stop right now and say I truly believe every single dog on earth deserves to be loved and adored and some of my best dogs loves have been far, far from show quality. So, I am in no way casting aspersions on non show dogs. Hey, I think I am pretty cool, but I would never have won Miss America.

Enjoy these crazy posts, as I had a blast getting them out of my scary subconscious and onto well, if not paper, at least onto the internet!

CLICK HERE FOR ALL OF THE DOG SHOW FAIL SERIES

DOG SHOW FAIL - YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN

DOG SHOW LINGO DECODED - THE REAL SCOOP

DOG SHOW DIE HARD - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

DOG SHOW LINGO GOOD MOVER