She sniffs at a bit of steak and snarls at you. You should know she only eats medium-rare filet mignon from beer-fed steers from eastern Wyoming and you dared insult her with medium-rare filet mignon from beer-fed steers from WESTERN Wyoming.
She glances at a new squeak toy with utter and complete disdain and recommends you squeak it yourself, if that is what you think constitutes amusement.
She will literally knock the water bowl over if she sees you dared fill it from the tap. There are NO WORDS to express her horror. Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani it must be.
While we call this soap RICH BITCH, it is perfect for the boy dog who demands the very best.
Handcrafted Using: Shea Butter, More Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Organic Palm, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil + essential oils; Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender.
Of course the soap is the same formulation and the different labels are just for fun.
Don't see your breed? Pick the label that makes you smile!