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Does Your Dog Have
✔ A Dry, Crusty Nose?
✔ Is Top of Nose Dry?
✔ Nasal Hyperkeratosis?
Does Your Dog Have
✔ Thick Elbow Calluses?
✔ Callused Hocks
✔ Pre-Callus Areas?
Does Your Dog Have
✔ Rough, Dry Paws?
✔ Sensitive Paw Pads?
✔ Extra Dry Paw Tissue?
Does Your Dog Have
✔ Skin Irritations?
✔ Scratches & Scrapes?
✔ Rashes? Abrasions?
Try It All!
✔ Mix & Match
✔ Tins & Tubes
✔ Any Combo of Products
Relax Dog Aromatherapy Calms Your Anxious Dog
Relax Dog Aromatherapy gently soothes your scared, stressed dog using all-natural essential oils
Age Well Aromatherapy For Your Dog's Aging
Age Well calms your senior dog's agitation and confusion, keeping them in the present moment.
Focus Dog Aromatherapy Chaos to Concentration
Helps hyperactive, wound-tight, inattentive dogs pay attention for short periods (classes etc.)
Even Big Dogs Can Be Afraid of Thunder, Fireworks or Being Alone
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Dog Shampoo for Your Darling Diva Dogs
Formulated to cleanse, clarify and condition your Diva Dog's coat, while leaving your Divalicious Dog smelling fresh, clean and RICH, but never Bougie.
Of course, Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are perfect for the Drama King and Rich Dude Dog in your life. Your boy dog is confident in his masculinity and embraces all experiences (like fab shampoo).
Divine, Divalicious Dogs
You Know The Diva Dog Type...
- The Diva Dog who hires another dog to sniff all the dog butts at the dog park and report back with all the pipin' hot tea
- The Diva Dog who hires another dog to come kick dirt for them
- The Diva Dog who insists you wash your hands AND use Purell before preparing their dinner or touching them
- The Diva Dog who sighs with disgust when you expect them to enjoy playing with basic, bougie dogs at the plebeian dog park
But Why So Many Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Dog Shampoos?
You may have wondered WHY we have so many dog breed labels AND two names; Drama Queen AND Rich Bitch.
All the dog breed labels and the Drama Queen and Rich Bitch names are just for fun and to celebrate the infinite diversity amongst dogs!
Drama Queen is our G-Rated label and Rich Bitch is PG-Rated. Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Dog Shampoo and Soap are the SAME top nquality formulation or recipe.
Shampoos for the Precocious Prince/Princess Who Prefers the Posh, Plush Life
Is Your Dog A Diva? Overly Dramatic?
Or Possibly Even Demanding???
Has your Diva Dog perfected the art of the withering side eye? Does their next-level stink eye leave an actual mark on the recipient?
Is your dog's picture beside the definition of extrain the dictionary? Yes, excessive, dramatic behavior, doing the absolute most is what being a Diva Dog is all about!
If your dog requires the finest of everything, they may be a Rich Bitch or Drama Queen. Of course, your dog can be a Drama King or Rich Dude. We are blissfully inclusive!
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Shampoo Details
Crafted for The Blissful Dog Using the Following Ingredients
• Water
• Coconut Derived Cleansers
• Oat & Silk Proteins
• Keratin
• Argan Oil
• Jojoba Oil
• Vitamins (A, C, E)
• Beet Root Red (Colorant)
• Fragrance (Botanical Essence of Fresh Apple, Jasmine and Vanilla)
• Paraben Free Preservative
• Offered in 4 oz, 8 oz, 16 oz, US Gallon Bottles & Bar Soap in Storage/Gift Tin
For the Delightful Diva Dog You Adore So Much
For Your Delightful Diva Dog
• The DDD who hired a dog to bark for them, yapping is so declasse
• The DDD who refused a meeting with Andy Cohen. Rich Bitches of Beverly Hills seemed...well, tacky.
Your Diva Darling will revel in Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Dog Shampoo as their coat is imbued with perfectly balanced texture, sheen and a blissfully delightful, yet subtle, aroma. Your cherished one's coat will be cleansed, clarified and prepped for grooming perfection.
Handcrafted Soap To Delight Your Dog
Bar Soap For Purists
• Handcrafted in the USA exclusively for The Blissful Dog
• Each bar is 3.5 ounces of luxury
• Presented in a storage/gift tin
• Stamped with The Blissful Dog seal of approval. Literally!
• Your choice of Rich Bitch or Drama Queen labels
Artisan Handcrafted Using Shea Butter, More Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Organic Palm, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil, Essential oils; Cedarwood, Cypress, Ylang Ylang, Frankincense, Myrrh, Lavender
Drama Queen & Rich Bitch Dog Shampoo & Bar Soap Collection
Formulated to cleanse, clarify and condition your Diva Dog's coat, while leaving your Divalicious Dog smelling fresh, clean and RICH, but never Bougie.
Of course, Rich Bitch and Drama Queen are perfect for the Drama King and Rich Dude Dog in your life. Your boy dog is confident in his masculinity and embraces all experiences (like fab shampoo).
